beer garden hijinks

She is old, unemployed and can scale a 20ft fence. No insurance, no problem.

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I'M SUING VICTOR WOOTEN!

I was almost killed by a stroke while watching this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tg4ok...

My medical insurance doesn't cover strokes induced by ridiculously kick ass musicians, so I am filing a lawsuit against Victor Wooten for being so awesome.

This is the video tape footage of what happened that night, complete with subtitles detailing what I was thinking at the time.

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