I'M SUING VICTOR WOOTEN!

I was almost killed by a stroke while watching this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tg4ok...

My medical insurance doesn't cover strokes induced by ridiculously kick ass musicians, so I am filing a lawsuit against Victor Wooten for being so awesome.

This is the video tape footage of what happened that night, complete with subtitles detailing what I was thinking at the time.

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Real People DENIED Real Healthcare: Emily Cannon

LOS ANGELES, CA--Emily Cannon, is a young woman in the prime of life, the daughter of a registered nurse, and a former elementary school teacher whose life has ground to a halt since developing a chronic but treatable illness. She is being denied treatment by her insurance provider which would fix the problem and enable her to return to the active life she once enjoyed. Watch her story to see yet another example of the growing number of Americans (with insurance) being DENIED the care they need to make them better.

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